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I've given up trying...


The one I've got tolerates me and all of my crap, she keeps giving me her paycheck and seems to not hate me completely...


:(:confused:
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Now THAT's a keeper...and I seem to remember she's a medical professional...one can only hope she continues to tolerate your crap..as you approach the golden years of bowel retention issues...o_Oo_O
 


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I've given up trying...


The one I've got tolerates me and all of my crap, she keeps giving me her paycheck and seems to not hate me completely...


:(:confused:
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Then you sir are a winner!
 


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BULL said:
I've given up trying...


The one I've got tolerates me and all of my crap, she keeps giving me her paycheck and seems to not hate me completely...


:(:confused:
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Yeah but what about that big Life Insurance Policy....:unsure: its gotta have a pay out at some point and you say your wife is in the medical field:whistle:
 


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Yeah but what about that big Life Insurance Policy....:unsure: its gotta have a pay out at some point and you say your wife is in the medical field:whistle:
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THAT right there is one of the longest running jokes we have. When I started the first business, I took out a policy large enough to cover the liabilities (which are now gone... :oops: ).


That policy is coming to its end and I keep looking over my shoulder, wondering if she has the cast iron skillet or not...
 


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1971demon said:
Awww T man...ur giving me that warm fuzzy feeling...Careful what you say...there are those on here that have nothing but contempt for me...o_Oo_O
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1971demon said:
Hell...taint nothin...I did two 30 day bids on the old sight...
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Bad Boy Bad Boy wacha guunnaa doooo when the police come for you ?
when they put you in the Penalty box we will have our power play, LoL
 


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Bad Boy Bad Boy wacha guunnaa doooo when the police come for you ?
when they put in the Penalty box we will have our power play, LoL
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this place...lets you bend the rules a bit
 


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Gentlemen....

(And damn, I have to say, I'm using the term loosely, reading some of these posts makes me think I'm in a Jr. H.S. locker room.). :p

I think our cars are more of a attractant to women than you're all realizing.

The problem is that it isn't 1985 anymore and it's not socially acceptable for women to overtly throw themselves on the ground at the sight of a fast car and an affluent man driving it.

It's now 2020, they first have to show society that they are worthy. This comes with secret sex lives, college degrees, professional lives, and children.

In 1985 you needed cooking spray and a spatula to keep them off, now in 2020 you just need time...

30 goddamn years of time...

Oh, and you only get to pick ONE...

:mad::mad::mad:



:ROFLMAO:
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Bull...I just skimmed through this thread....how did we get from HC available ..to milk in a bag...they got more semblance of order in Portland and Chi town....can we get a little order in the Court...:giggle::giggle::giggle:
 


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Bull...I just skimmed through this thread....how did we get from HC available ..to milk in a bag...they got more semblance of order in Portland and Chi town....can we get a little order in the Court...:giggle::giggle::giggle:
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Whoa...hold up there buckaroo....you're the one that brought up the bagged milk :ROFLMAO:

And since you've brought it up so many times, I actually had to go and check it out. I've seen milk like that for the milk dispensers in cafeterias, but never for general use. I was quite intrigued. I like how it cuts down the pollution, and it sounds cheaper, which is always good. The price point would have to be good enough for me to want to deal with putting that milk into a sealable container vs. just buying milk in the jug already. By the time you get through with all of those plastic bags, I wonder how much difference there really is between that and the plastic jug.
 


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Bad Boy Bad Boy wacha guunnaa doooo when the police come for you ?
when they put you in the Penalty box we will have our power play, LoL
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If I'm in the penalty box, can I bargain my way out? LOL
 


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If I'm in the penalty box, can I bargain my way out? LOL
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Yes, stand by for my PayPal info 😅🤣😂🤣😅.
 


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Yes, stand by for my PayPal info 😅🤣😂🤣😅.
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Sounds like a plan! Lol
 


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1971demon said:
Bull...I just skimmed through this thread....how did we get from HC available ..to milk in a bag...they got more semblance of order in Portland and Chi town....can we get a little order in the Court...:giggle::giggle::giggle:
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Milk in a bag??


Not my doing, the only REAL way milk comes is in a 2.5gal stainless steel pail.


<---raised on a dairy farm in Vermont.
 


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1971demon said:
Bull...I just skimmed through this thread....how did we get from HC available ..to milk in a bag...they got more semblance of order in Portland and Chi town....can we get a little order in the Court...:giggle::giggle::giggle:
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I believe you brought it up....;)
 


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Does the chocolate milk come in a brown bag? Asking for a friend......
 


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Whoa...hold up there buckaroo....you're the one that brought up the bagged milk :ROFLMAO:

And since you've brought it up so many times, I actually had to go and check it out. I've seen milk like that for the milk dispensers in cafeterias, but never for general use. I was quite intrigued. I like how it cuts down the pollution, and it sounds cheaper, which is always good. The price point would have to be good enough for me to want to deal with putting that milk into a sealable container vs. just buying milk in the jug already. By the time you get through with all of those plastic bags, I wonder how much difference there really is between that and the plastic jug.
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I beg to differ...it was that Canadian guy MarkP...way way back...he was sayin milk taste better from a bag...:unsure::unsure:
 


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Does the chocolate milk come in a brown bag? Asking for a friend......
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Now thats F*ckin funny...no way you came up with that on yer own..who gave that one to ya
 


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Now thats F*ckin funny...no way you came up with that on yer own..who gave that one to ya
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Well.....believe it or not.....I did come up with that on my own....I know it's hard to believe....but it did happen....I agree...it's remarkable.....but much like the broken squirrel......even I'm right twice a day....or is it a blind clock....
 


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Well.....believe it or not.....I did come up with that on my own....I know it's hard to believe....but it did happen....I agree...it's remarkable.....but much like the broken squirrel......even I'm right twice a day....or is it a blind clock....
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Well in any event...squirrels..clocks notwithstanding...that makes the best of Stormtrooper1320's hit list...(y)(y)
 


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